Whenever I look for joke books, the content is a little over Monkey's head, but these great workbooks have some pretty cute kid jokes. This scholar series is my favorite of all the workbooks we have. They include some interesting concepts like circling the reason WHY something happened or circle things that are living. They're not only better than other workbooks, they're cheaper--and funnier!
What is the strongest animal?
The snail because it carries its house on its back!
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch! [although I don't think kids today know what mending holes is all about--just throw it away! We've got 75 other outfits!]
What is a fast duck?
A quick quacker!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse!
What gives milk and says, "Oom, oom?"
A cow walking backwards!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
How do pigs write?
With a pig pen!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
What keys won't open doors?
Turkeys!
What kind of vegetable goes ding-dong?
A bell pepper!
Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He wanted rich milk!
What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 3 heads, and 8 legs?
A person on a horse holding a chicken!
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